(Source: resplendentgalaxies, via maestroayashe)

Everyone else is such an amazing roleplayer, who can write long replies in minutes. The only time it takes longer is when they’re writing novel-sized posts. I take thirty minutes to write five lines. I feel so ashamed, that I sometimes just want to quit.
(via maestroayashe)
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
(Source: allonso, via maestroayashe)

So it was really hot today and this kid came in and said it was really hot and sat down. That’s not his backpack… That’s his wet sweaty back
(via zidoof)
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
AND TUMBLR ;_____;
WHERE DID MY LIFE GO?
(Source: kimpoyfeliciano)